##guide: how to play in a band

1. listen to music *
2. find 1+ person who likes music *
3. convince yourselves publicly humiliating yourself for is a good idea
4. find a way to play music (buy instruments, borrow instruments, steal instruments, steal power tools, etc.)
5. find a place to play music (relatively flat surface of 5²+ metres, outlet if using amp (car doubles as outlet))
6. make sure nobody will call the cops on you for playing there *
7. choose a date where you're all going to go there and play music
8. tell other humans you're going to be there at that time playing music *
9. show up at that time and play music

(* = optional)

