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+    I Don’t Fucking Care About The Children.  18 December 2002
+
+    There. I said it. I don’t care about “the children” - and I don’t care about
+    protecting themselves. Keep your fucking plastic plates away from my outlets.
+    Keep your petitions to shut down the porno houses away from me, let I tear them
+    to bits and urinate upon them. If you tell me to throw away my books, violent
+    movies and games, or the like to keep the minds of children clean - I will tell
+    you to shove your head up your ass, fucker. This insane quest to protect “The
+    Children” is absurd! We coddle and we coddle the damn things and they still
+    turn out maladjusted… wait, maybe they wouldn’t turn out maladjusted if they
+    weren’t coddled! When children used to scream or throw tantrums or beat up
+    other children - they were usually PUNISHED! What a novel concept! Punishment!
+    Negative reinforcement for negative actions - how novel!
+
+    Worst of all, is the foisting of the care and proper raising of these wastes of
+    sperm and egg onto the populace at large! This is of course, when it doesn’t
+    involve the actual mental raising of the child - such as setting limits, or
+    telling the damn thing what it can or cannot do. That will damage it’s precious
+    self-esteem! We can’t have that, can we?! So, if we can’t tell the child
+    they’re doing something wrong, dangerous or illegal - what can we do? We can
+    immediately cease and desist all enjoyable activities that children either
+    cannot, or shoud not be involved in. Activities such as reading books with foul
+    language, playing violent games, watching porn, having pre-marital sex, eating
+    unhealthy foods, or thinking for ourselves.
+
+    Meanwhile, the parents will continue to funnel McDonalds and Easy Mac into
+    junior’s gaping maw because it’s easier than cooking a healthy meal. They will
+    continue to bitch about what’s on the television to politicians while letting
+    junior sit in front of it for 6 hours a day. They complain about women getting
+    abortions, because it “kills precious babies” while letting unwanted children
+    rot in orphanages and state care. They complain about people who say fuck in
+    public, while seeing nothing wrong with assualting anyone who dares tell their
+    child the simple word “No.” They constantly buy all the newest plastic
+    kindercrap, that junior is just going to play with for five minutes, than throw
+    it on the pile. This is the future? A world of spoiled brats who don’t know how
+    to control themselves above being able to hold in their shit until they can
+    find a toilet. A world of morons who blame everyone but themselves for their
+    own shortcomings. A world of closed-minded fuckers who refuse to budge from the
+    Staus Quo?
+
+    For the love of God, I can’t take that! I can’t fucking deal with that shit.
+    It’s not that I want to kill kids. That would involve being near the little
+    buggers long enough to get off a shot. I support public education - assuming
+    it’s good education, and not a glorfied state babysitter who can’t give a child
+    an F without getting reamed by both the parents and the administration. I
+    support socialized health care for everyone - adult and child. That doesn’t
+    mean I think we should suck up and kiss ass to anyone with half a brain and
+    proof of a functioning reproductive system (i.e. a child). Parenting is the
+    parent’s responsibility - not mine, not the government’s. Don’t pass the buck
+    to me, for fuck’s sake. I’m not making you do my computer science homework, so
+    don’t make me suffer the atonal screamings of your twatrocket while I’m trying
+    to eat, and don’t make my put up with your spoiled sprogling demanding what he
+    can’t get.
+
+    It is not my job, fuckers. Parent your own damn children!
+
+    Devo - Jocko Homo/I Need A Chick
+